Sure, having a human squad is great (who else is going to break a sweat with you at Soulcycle?), but nothing beats a squad that eats hay.
Here are 10 reasons why:
- Selfies with horses are so much better than selfies with humans
- Human friends don't nicker when they see you walking down the barn aisle
- You don't have to convince your horse why getting back with an ex is such a bad idea
- Your clothes will never be borrowed and lost in your horse's stall
- They actually hate drama
- They recognize you even without makeup
- A secret is safe with them
- They think it's perfectly acceptable to buy 4 shoes at once
- No diet talk. Ever.
- They accept you for the weirdo you are....even in public
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